Many people assume sex toys were invented by the Asians. While it’s true that Asians have used sexual aids for more than a 1000 years, dildos and vibrators have surprisingly western roots. No one is certain who invented the dildo, however its popularity is owed to an ancient Greek port city, Miletus, on the west […]

I think I speak for many when I say that I find most forms of exercise really boring. I go along to the gym, jump on the treadmill and within five minutes I’m so bored I’ve counted the number of cracks in the walls. Let’s face it, if you’re at the gym whether you on […]

The thing about 90% of most women that become mothers is that their twat stretches out and they get a big gut. They started eating for two, and they find they like it. So it’s twinkies and m&ms all day. Then they run up the mastercard buying the Tova Borgnine wrinkle cream and the Bob […]

The Doe-eyed Deer
First time playing with big girls’ toys?
Beginners should start here
1) Aquarocket - An oh-so-cute day-glo lava lamp.
The Aquarocket woman is: Young, sweet and a little shy, but trying very hard to break out of her shell.
How it drives woman wild: Its ultra-supple jelly shaft rotates and trembles at the same time. And it’s […]

SNOOP INTO HER BEDROOM
Do it while she’s in the shower. You can find out her size and get an idea of what she fancies — be it satin, lacy or red-hot knickers.
Don’t want to be so sneaky? Well, you can always dig for information during one of your everyday chats. Casually point out various designs […]